The Diary of Sarah Christopher

 

Friday, May 20 2012

Here’s what’s wrong.

I am a freak with size 3 shoes, I have super long fly away hair,  I'm practically as tall as a mouse (Well, I’m 5’4” but still!) and I have absolutely no idea about how to reduce fractions. I’m in 7^th grade! I need to know these things!

   Any way my mom gave me this journal for me to write about my feelings. Whatever! Like a seventh grader is going to write about her feelings in some stupid book that could be stolen as I sleep in my super tiny bed! I think my mom thinks I have stress in my life. I DON’T!!!! Well maybe sometimes when I have a big assignment due. But other than that, NOTHING!

Luke Christopher, my stupid brother, is SOOOOO annoying! He just came into my bedroom a few minutes ago. Here was our conversation:

Luke: Hey Wart burger, got any gum?

Me: First of all, just because I have a small wart doesn't mean I'm a wart burger. Second of all, why would you need my gum?

Luke: Because I like gum. Got a problem with that?

Me: Yes. 

Luke: Oh yeah! Pretend I'm your mommy and come crying  to me with all your problems!

Me: Okay! I only get a 10 dollar a week allowance and I use it mostly on gum! You  can spend your allowance on gum if you want!

Luke: No can do wart queen. I have other things to spend my money on!

And then he left. What is up with him!

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Rule of life #6

Rule 6 - If someone asks you a question, tell the truth. Even if you think you're the queen. (Like me)

I may have a hard time doing this one.

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Rule of life #5

   My name is Kara. I am writing in this old journal I found under my bed to complete the task my grandpa had left me to do. He said he hid something from me me long ago and I would find it when I was cleaning. I did! I've been reading what he had written and it seems to me as though he was writing rules of life and he got to four before he passed. Here is what they said.


Rule of life #1-What goes up must goes down. -Joe Silversmith

Rule of life #2- Life is full of disappointments. -Joe Silversmith

Rule of life #3- Not everyone is what they seem to be. -Joe Silversmith

Rule of life #4- Shakespeare is a wonderful mystery. - Joe Silversmith

That one was a mystery to ME! I need to think of some too. Wow, this is harder than I thought. Oh, I wish my brother would be quiet so I could think! Wait! Maybe he's helping because I thought of something!

Rule of life #5- Be patient with little brothers(or little bothers!). -Kara Silversmith

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