Friday,
May 20 2012
Here’s
what’s wrong.
I
am a freak with size 3 shoes, I have super long fly away hair, I'm practically as tall as
a mouse (Well, I’m 5’4” but still!) and I have absolutely no idea about how to reduce
fractions. I’m in 7th grade! I need to know these things!
Any way my mom gave me this journal for me
to write about my feelings. Whatever! Like a seventh grader is going to write
about her feelings in some stupid book that could be stolen as I sleep in my
super tiny bed! I think my mom thinks I have stress in my life. I DON’T!!!!
Well maybe sometimes when I have a big assignment due. But other than that,
NOTHING!
Luke Christopher, my stupid brother, is SOOOOO annoying! He just came into my bedroom a few minutes ago. Here was our conversation:
Luke: Hey Wart burger, got any gum?
Me: First of all, just because I have a small wart doesn't mean I'm a wart burger. Second of all, why would you need my gum?
Luke: Because I like gum. Got a problem with that?
Me: Yes.
Luke: Oh yeah! Pretend I'm your mommy and come crying to me with all your problems!
Me: Okay! I only get a 10 dollar a week allowance and I use it mostly on gum! You can spend your allowance on gum if you want!
Luke: No can do wart queen. I have other things to spend my money on!
And then he left. What is up with him!
Luke Christopher, my stupid brother, is SOOOOO annoying! He just came into my bedroom a few minutes ago. Here was our conversation:
Luke: Hey Wart burger, got any gum?
Me: First of all, just because I have a small wart doesn't mean I'm a wart burger. Second of all, why would you need my gum?
Luke: Because I like gum. Got a problem with that?
Me: Yes.
Luke: Oh yeah! Pretend I'm your mommy and come crying to me with all your problems!
Me: Okay! I only get a 10 dollar a week allowance and I use it mostly on gum! You can spend your allowance on gum if you want!
Luke: No can do wart queen. I have other things to spend my money on!
And then he left. What is up with him!
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